Only Essentials
PSEUDOSPOON
Reality-bending socks and underwear.
The most essential threads in the simulation.
Socks & underwear for people who know the spoon was a lie.
Your style, expressed.
Every mood, every moment, every state of mind. What you feel should have an expression in what you wear. Follow your heart and be true to your soul. Everything else will fall into place.
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│ Pseudo Spoon: No Limits│
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│ │ BEND REALITY │ OUTSIDE │
│ Wool Trails • Poly Wick • Pseudo Spoon Freedom │
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Awaken: Hike the code, flex the fabric.
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