Only Essentials
PSEUDOSPOON
Reality-bending socks and underwear.
The most essential threads in the simulation.
Socks & underwear for people who know the spoon was a lie.
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│ Pseudo Spoon: No Limits│
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│ │ BEND REALITY │ OUTSIDE │
│ Wool Trails • Poly Wick • Pseudo Spoon Freedom │
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